I know what you are all thinking.....

From SFgate.com:

Girl's Prosthetic Leg Stolen a Second Time

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

(02-15) 05:46 PST Temple City, Calif. (AP) -- For the second time in recent months, somebody broke into a 16-year-old girl's home and stole her prosthetic leg — including one that had been donated following the first crime, authorities said. The thieves took a $12,000 cosmetic leg and a donated $16,000 leg that Melissa Huff uses to play softball, her mother, Lisa Huff, said. She said a camera in the room was untouched.

Now, before anyone accuses us of anything, I would like to make clear that my brother Alex and I, although we love The Leg-eweizen beer, do not condone stealing legs or fucking with handicap people. Yeah it would be funny to have a couple of prosthetic legs so that we can transform them into tap handles for our beer, we all know that, but we would never stoop so low as to drive down to Temple City and steal from a handicap person.... That's not saying that we couldn't do it. Temple City isn't that far and $28,000 for two legs is a lot of money. Plus, it sounds like this girl is not very good at guarding these legs of her....Ok that's not the point. The point is that no matter how many The Leg-eweizen beers we drink we would never be intoxicated enough to do something like this. So stop thinking we might be involved. You don't have a leg to stand on in this argument. And if you decide that you want to argue more about this, we would be glad to further defend ourselves. I will forewarn you that we have a leg up on you because Alex has a degree in Criminal Justice and I have taken a couple of debating classes at the local junior college. It's not funny and I hope whoever did do this returns the legs as soon as possible.